I love pirates because they have no concept on albeism. oh you have no leg? here have a peg leg. no hand?? well guess we gotta put a hook on that, give those sons of bitches a surprise. Blind in one eye, put an eyepatch on no one fucking cares, youre deaf??? go man the canons you glorious bastard.They dont care if youre disabled bcus as long as you can fuck shit up they literally dont fucking care.
man the canons you glorious bastard
in a kingdom far beneath the earth was a strange alien race who enjoyed there life there an were very happy. Every Sunday they would gather around the fountain to hear a message from the gods. They would roll the sacred dice, an depending on the number, if the god was pleased he would send them a message in which direction they should be taking their life that day. Certain members of the kingdom started wondering how truthful everything was, what the point of their existence, an what the gods intention was. A group got together an decided to record all the numbers that the god received everyday on there abacus in search of a pattern or a meaning to the numbers. After two months they realized they were looking for nothing, the god had no ulterior motives an was just trying to help out her people. The secret group member decided to join the rest of the community an continued to follow the message of the god. This brought them happiness.